RNC Chairman Hates Christmas
"Dear Amy," it began, "I hope you and your family had happy holidays." Oh my gosh! There is is--that evil phrase, the mere utterance of which has the power to obliterate Christmas from all hearts and minds. Bill O'Reilly, Bill Donohue, and the other wingnuts have just been blaming the wrong people for the attack on Christmas. It's not the liberal elites. It's the conservative elites, the head of the Republican National Committee, no less. What does Ken Mehlman have against Christmas, anyway? (Okay, so he's Jewish, but still...) Next thing you know, I bet he'll want to ban religious music from national party conventions. He must be stopped.You know, I often say whenever someone shouts "hypocrisy!" nine times out of ten the shouter is a hypocrite of equal proportions, just 180º off. Not this time.
Boy, oh boy, I can't wait to tune into the "O'Reilly Factor" tonight to hear Bill denounce Mehlman's support of the "anti-Christmas forces.
1I like her because she actually brings new ideas and arguments to the table as a true voice for the religious left. But she doesn't post often enough. Hey Amy! Once a day! That's all we ask, once a day.