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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Calling 911, Bad Burger At Laguna Niguel

Ok, enough of the depressing stuff. For a laugh, listen to this 911 call (wma file). Apparently, some lady wasn't getting the burger she wanted, so she called for the police.
O: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?
B: Uh, send an officer down here. I want them to make my order right.
O: Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger.
B: *pause* ....What am I supposed to do?
The transcript is here, but you really need to listen to the whole thing.

(via Kevin Drum)