Calling 911, Bad Burger At Laguna Niguel
O: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?The transcript is here, but you really need to listen to the whole thing.
B: Uh, send an officer down here. I want them to make my order right.
O: Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger.
B: *pause* ....What am I supposed to do?
(via Kevin Drum)